I Know I’D Root for Her

05/29/2015 § 6 Comments

Racine 1

It’s chaos here on the floor of the Democratic National Convention.  Minnie Mouse was just put forward for nomination.  When It comes to the plight of the middle class, she’s all ears.

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Gown Envy

05/28/2015 § 5 Comments

Showy Shrub

Oh, Lacey, you’re such a SHOW OFF.  None of us want to be in the same yard with you when you bloom.  It’s like sharing space with Prom Queen for Life.

The Opposite of US

05/27/2015 § 8 Comments

2015_05_27 Sunny Ceramic Swan

I’m a ceramic swan.  It’s a hard life, but I try not to get my neck straightened out of shape.

To Be or Not To Be

05/26/2015 § 8 Comments


Soon diners will be dropping us indiscriminately onto hot baked potatoes.  You can opt out now, but your wages will be garnished.

A Poet (But No One Knows It)

05/25/2015 § 8 Comments

Lone Bloom

I’ve emerged out of season–
what was the chance?
I’m either late for the party,
or early for the dance.

A bloom on my own–
no rivals, no friends;
I can’t follow the crowd
or set any trends.

No hope for a love life,
no help in old age;
I’ll live as a loner
but enjoy center stage.

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