The Punch-line Is CLEAR

09/19/2014 § 12 Comments

2014_09_19 Punch Bowl

None of us like the fact that we only get used about once a year, Stella, but we’re all getting sick of you saying, “Oh, look, my cup runneth over.”

Taken at the Ohio Glass Museum, Lancaster, Ohio. Browse the “Most-Liked Gallery” to see the 4 favorites each month since November 1, 2010!

What a Crummy Thing to Say

09/18/2014 § 11 Comments

2014_09_18 Cake Pieces

Even though she’s not “one of us,” Norbert, we have to let her stay.  The pink cake was the life of the party, and you’re not exactly “Mr. Spontaneity.”

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Thinks She’s a PUNdit

09/17/2014 § 14 Comments

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I come from a grand era of crystal, gilt metal, and marble.  In my place in many homes today is a battery-operated LED candle.  For very different reasons, we’re both matchless, but they can’t hold a candle to me.  I’m waxing a bit elegant now, so I’ll taper off.

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Because He Likes Picnics

09/16/2014 § 13 Comments

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Each one of us is about to be pulled apart and have a hot hamburger stuck inside.  And then we will be eaten.  This is the whole reason for our existence.  Have you ever been tempted to ask God, “Why?”

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That’s Flat-Out DUMB!

09/15/2014 § 11 Comments

White Shadow

I’m a white shadow, a contradiction in terms.  In my brief, fleeting existence, this has always caused internal conflict, heightened by the fact that I was raised by a single parent, the Sun.

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