“My, how well you’re blooming this year.” Snip!
“You’ll look so pretty in the dining room.” Snip!
“I think I’ll take just one more stem.” Snip!
I just wanted to scream, “LADY, YOU’RE KILLING US.
SPARE US THE CUTTING REMARKS!”
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared June 19, 2012.
As a newborn, I don’t know everything, but I suspect that bath tissue doesn’t often get the spotlight.
We are a single-use, disposable commodity. For the work we do, we get no respect. Is asking for an occasional “Thank You” too much?
I contain the Salt of the Earth. You contain the Root of All Evil. Wanna go out for coffee?
We’re dating ourselves, but we’re co-chairs of the John Denver Fan Club, and . . . (wait for it ) . . . Sunshine on Our Shoulders Makes Us Happy.