As the retirement cake, I am, next to the honoree, the center of attention. I don’t think they’re going to miss her as much as they claim. Her name is Sandra.
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared March 8, 2012.
You might have won the “First to Bloom” competition, Cindy, but the two of us have just voted you off the island.
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared April 2, 2012.
Grandma, tell us again about the day that the bull got in here. Were you scared? Did you wet your doily?
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared February 3, 2012.
My chain is stretched,
and since that started,
I’m afraid of being
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared January 17, 2012.
GOODNESS! There’s a strong wind this morning! Of course it’s only an imaginary wind. Of course I’ll be in this back-breaking pose forever. I wish I had never been kilned.