Must Have Been the Mayo

08/03/2015 § 5 Comments

Dying Roses

We’re all sick from eating the potato salad at the picnic yesterday, but I had to go and have three helpings.

Doesn’t Have Gas

07/31/2015 § 14 Comments

Pure Sign

As you can see, I’ve led a pure life.  I was put into millions of cars, but I always ended up exhausted.

Budding Caution

07/29/2015 § 6 Comments

White Roses

As your advance scout, I can tell you it’s safe to open, although Homeland Security has just raised the threat level.  Also, it’s against the law in this state to text while you’re blooming.

It Adds Up

07/27/2015 § 8 Comments

Red Mushroom

People incorrectly call me a “toadstool.”  Unfortunately, the toads overheard this.  You do the math.

It’s That-a-way (Good Luck)

07/24/2015 § 9 Comments

2015_07_24 Sign and Outhouse

I feel terrible pointing the way
when people are in distress.
Instead of being a comfort station,
it’s an “Out of Order” mess!

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