IT’S TOO CROWDED HERE! I need to get online and order a pair of petal pushers.
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When you guys invited me to come over and hang out with you, you could have mentioned that hang out was not a figure of speech.
I think they’ve put us face-down to spare us from seeing, until the last possible moment, our fate: steaming hot food, icy drinks, and stuff so messy we’ll end up in the trash. We should not give them credit for a Random Act of Kindness.
We can’t boldly go where no dandelion has gone before, but we can ruin this yard.
Your friends, who skipped this lesson about The Sower and the Seed, fell on rocky ground. They died.