We’re all sick from eating the potato salad at the picnic yesterday, but I had to go and have three helpings.
As you can see, I’ve led a pure life. I was put into millions of cars, but I always ended up exhausted.
As your advance scout, I can tell you it’s safe to open, although Homeland Security has just raised the threat level. Also, it’s against the law in this state to text while you’re blooming.
People incorrectly call me a “toadstool.” Unfortunately, the toads overheard this. You do the math.
I feel terrible pointing the way
when people are in distress.
Instead of being a comfort station,
it’s an “Out of Order” mess!