As you can see, I’ve led a pure life. I was put into millions of cars, but I always ended up exhausted.
As your advance scout, I can tell you it’s safe to open, although Homeland Security has just raised the threat level. Also, it’s against the law in this state to text while you’re blooming.
People incorrectly call me a “toadstool.” Unfortunately, the toads overheard this. You do the math.
I feel terrible pointing the way
when people are in distress.
Instead of being a comfort station,
it’s an “Out of Order” mess!
You and I have grown very slowly since we were planted here 75 years ago, but these two haven’t grown an inch since they were planted. Maybe the boxes they put under them are the problem.