It’s a Given, Mom

04/17/2014 § 5 Comments

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Dear, I hope the triplets are ready for the Easter buffet.  It will be their first public appearance, and I want them to shine.

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NOT Hiring Evenings

04/16/2014 § 10 Comments

Hiring

Lighted signs have to decipher the letters from behind, of course, but even when I make out what “GNIRIH WON STHGIN DNA SYAD” means, it doesn’t make sense.  How can a day or night work in a fast food place?  People will laugh at me.

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And It’s All Downhill from There

04/15/2014 § 9 Comments

RA Daffodils

Quick!  The yellow daffodils are looking for us!  Look this way and pretend you don’t see them!  They’re so cheerful they make me sick.

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Plastic Purgatory

04/14/2014 § 21 Comments

Pot Pile

I think maybe spring is here.  I don’t think I could stand hearing the humans complain about winter one more day.  I’d like to see them piled in a corner like this all winter.  Every styrene molecule in my being hurts.

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An Off-the-Wall Idea

04/11/2014 § 11 Comments

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Let’s see, when is Easter this year?  If anyone needs to know, I do, but I don’t know a soul who knows how the date is picked.  I think the pope tapes up the months of March and April, throws a dart, and says, “There it is, guys.  Let’s not tell the Easter Bunny.”

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