Stuck in a Train of Thought

11/24/2014 § 4 Comments

Mall Train

Oh, NO!  I’m parked beside a sign that shouts “Old”!  What self-respecting mall kid will want to board me now!

Stuck on Home Plate

11/21/2014 § 7 Comments

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I’m sorry, Dear, you’ll never grow up to be like me.  The good news is you’ll never die.

Why Our Woodwork is Smooth

11/20/2014 § 14 Comments

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I’m a chandelier in a mansion museum that was built when embellishments were the norm.  The comment I hear most often now is, “I’d hate to have to dust all this.”

He Deposits Sediment

11/19/2014 § 16 Comments

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I am a bend in the Chicago River, Downtown.  My banks are Bank of America, Citi Bank, Chase . . .

Have Faith or Stay Downstairs

11/18/2014 § 11 Comments

Painless Dentist Sign

You don’t know HOW many people look at me and say, “Oh, SURE.”

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