FACT: We are not orchids. FACT: In our natural habitat, we’re ground growers. FACT: We’d like to put people in hanging baskets and water them once a week.
We were created by people on Earth to commemorate Man landing on the moon. Woman hasn’t landed on the moon yet. If she had, there would be a whole lot less dust; she would have pulled in some color to offset the gray; and what Man left lying around everywhere would be stored or donated.
We tomatoes are on the top of the heap when it comes to humor. The rest of you are just cut-ups.
Yes, I’ve pondered the reason for the holes. I think they’re the windows to our souls.
If we’re for a small, intimate dinner, some of us might survive. If we’re for a banquet, we’re toast! That’s slang for dead if you’ve lived in a cave.