I’m going to have to find a new bank. As I was walking in today to make a deposit, I heard the bank president telling a young staffer that he wanted “no more monkey business.”
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared June 13, 2011.
I totally agree, Cynthia. This DOES make it harder for the visitors to find us, but my neck is killing me!
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared July 11, 2011.
Many words of lovers have been spoken over me, and I provide a place of quiet rest for the weary. What I provide for those horrible, loathsome birds is a target.
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared May 20, 2011.
The Godfather was wrong to have Bugsy rubbed out. He was framed.
A Daily Gaff Classic. First appeared March 25, 2011.
Since my owner planted me as a baby shrub, he makes sure I have food and water all summer. Never once during the winter, though, has he offered me a blanket or a cup of hot cocoa.