We are a festive, friendly, fun-loving community of signs. We like to play tricks on tourists by scrambling our words during the night. We’ve come up with such gems as: “Mini Coffee Tattoos,” “Restaurant Ice Rental,” and (one of our favorites) “Temporary Flop Shack.” Tourists pull up chairs each morning to watch the business owners frantically unscramble us.
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared August 27, 2012.
“My, how well you’re blooming this year.” Snip!
“You’ll look so pretty in the dining room.” Snip!
“I think I’ll take just one more stem.” Snip!
I just wanted to scream, “LADY, YOU’RE KILLING US.
SPARE US THE CUTTING REMARKS!”
A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared June 19, 2012.
As a newborn, I don’t know everything, but I suspect that bath tissue doesn’t often get the spotlight.
We are a single-use, disposable commodity. For the work we do, we get no respect. Is asking for an occasional “Thank You” too much?
I contain the Salt of the Earth. You contain the Root of All Evil. Wanna go out for coffee?