Warning: Colorful Language

04/28/2015 § 2 Comments

We are a festive, friendly, fun-loving community of signs. We like to play tricks on tourists by scrambling our words during the night. We’ve come up with such gems as: “Mini Coffee Tattoos,” “Restaurant Ice Rental,” and (one of our favorites) “Temporary Flop Shack.” Tourists pull up chairs each morning to watch the business owners frantically unscramble us.

A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared August 27, 2012.

They Wanted Out of the Arrangement

04/27/2015 § 9 Comments

“My, how well you’re blooming this year.” Snip!
“You’ll look so pretty in the dining room.” Snip!
“I think I’ll take just one more stem.” Snip!
I just wanted to scream, “LADY, YOU’RE KILLING US.
SPARE US THE CUTTING REMARKS!

A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared June 19, 2012.

This Might Be the ONLY Time

04/24/2015 § 3 Comments

Sun on Angel Soft

As a newborn, I don’t know everything, but I suspect that bath tissue doesn’t often get the spotlight.

Next It Will Be the Bath Tissue

04/23/2015 § 8 Comments

Napkins

We are a single-use, disposable commodity.  For the work we do, we get no respect.  Is asking for an occasional “Thank You” too much?

Probably Forbidden in Leviticus

04/22/2015 § 7 Comments

Coin Purse

I contain the Salt of the Earth.  You contain the Root of All Evil.  Wanna go out for coffee?

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