They Wanted Out of the Arrangement

04/27/2015 § Leave a comment

“My, how well you’re blooming this year.” Snip!
“You’ll look so pretty in the dining room.” Snip!
“I think I’ll take just one more stem.” Snip!
I just wanted to scream, “LADY, YOU’RE KILLING US.
SPARE US THE CUTTING REMARKS!

A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared June 19, 2012.

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Napkins

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Coin Purse

I contain the Salt of the Earth.  You contain the Root of All Evil.  Wanna go out for coffee?

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Sun on RockerSun on Kitchen Chair

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