And There’s No Ice Maker
05/20/2013 § 6 Comments
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE RESIDENTS OF THIS TOWN, but some of the visitors are intellectually challenged. The sign is for the bed and breakfast next to me, but you wouldn’t believe how many people ask the owners how much it costs to stay in “that cute little cottage outside.” Their tactful reply usually ends the discussion: “It’s $1,000 per night, but you have to supply your own linens.”
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He WOOD Say That, No Doubt!
05/17/2013 § 6 Comments
SO, I’m in a pile of winter coats in the laundry room ready to be washed and put away for the season when my owner hears about a frost warning at bedtime last night. After covering all of the other plants, he could only think of me to protect this vine. If the dress coat hears about this, I’ll never live it down. He’ll tell everyone that I’m a “tree hugger.” I could just die.
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The Critter Wanted LILACS!
05/16/2013 § 15 Comments
I was in a bad mood this spring and vowed I would NOT bloom this year. The gentle rains couldn’t make me, and the warm days couldn’t make me. Then an itsy bitsy spider sat down beside me and scared the bloom right OUT of me!
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Nearly Choking on the “Sandwich”
05/15/2013 § 11 Comments
FINALLY, we’re in a venue where people can’t make the usual wisecrack when they see us. Since we’re here for a church dinner, people have to catch themselves and say, “NICE . . . sandwich . . . BUNS!
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You Heard the Saying Here First
05/14/2013 § 7 Comments
I broke down on purpose. My owner always speeds past this scenic spot, so I caused a malfunction so we’d stall. He’ll figure out the problem soon enough, but I’ll get to enjoy the view until he does. Now I need a bucket list of other places to stall. Can’t seem unreliable, though. Ain’t no beauty in a junkyard, Jack.
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