Singing the Touch-Panel Blues
02/20/2013 § 13 Comments
I wish I could see the front of my panel. Something tells people that if they poke me in a certain place, a certain thing will happen. I’ve figured out where they poke me for “Start” and “Stop” and for when they want popcorn, but I’m puzzled over the rest. Grandpa had a chest full of buttons and figured them out the first month. Things were better then.
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I though grandpa had the spinning wheel? Did his generation not invent the wheel?
In generations of microwave ovens his grandpa would have been an Amana RadarRange.
I was wondering if you can post up a pun for “you crack me up”
I would be delighted to see that
Regards,
That could be an egg-sighting photo.
Only if you wanted to see egg on my face.
Good idea.!! I will imagine that when I hear this phrase now
Maryam, never give a punster a challenge. Are you trying to break me out of my shell?
hahahaha !! If I may dare to do so, what will be the result !! Anxious to see that
A Poem
If you DO,
the yolk will be on YOU!
You really were serious about not challengeing you
I would rather take a step back than to have yolk all over me
“The yolk’s on you” is a REALLY old pun for “The joke’s on you.”
Touching can be healing and we appreciate that you are so sensitive.
Our microwave thanks you for your warm (but not too hot) compassion.