True, They’re Not Known for Their Intellect
03/11/2013 § 10 Comments
Normally, as an etched-glass door panel, I’m quite reserved and don’t let my emotions show. Every once in a while, though, I see a sunset so beautiful that it makes me all quivery inside. I guess I’m not as hard-edged as the doorknob frequently tells me I am. I don’t know if he’s being critical or just making a pun. It’s hard to tell what a doorknob is thinking.
See this glass door panel as it normally looks.
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The trick with communicating with a doorknob is finding the key to their emotions. You have to handle them with care because they are either very extrovert or introvert and everyone is trying to grab their attention.
I see. So you don’t approach a doorknob through his/her intellect! You go for the touchy-feelly approach.
I’m melting…
Perhaps the doorknob is dumbfounded and thinks the etched glass is a real pain.
I think doorknobs were born dumb (dumb-foundry-ed?)
Them doorknobs don’t talk nice sometimes … I think the clue is in the name
In this politically correct age it’s still OK to say “dumb as a doorknob.” Until the doorknobs get the laws changed.
You’re right. I think they are too dumb to realise at the moment though, until someone tells them