You and I have grown very slowly since we were planted here 75 years ago, but these two haven’t grown an inch since they were planted. Maybe the boxes they put under them are the problem.
It’s no wonder we’re feeling used. Ever since our plant discovered Ancestry.com, she’s been trying to build her family tree.
I’m the best light source on earth, so no one makes better shadow puppets.
I’m so embarrassed. I took a meatloaf to the neighborhood potluck, and they’re all vegetarians.
I’m a big sign on a lawn about a Little House on the Prairie–a TV show where real people play an imaginary family. If this messes with your mind, don’t worry. These people are on grass.