Better Red Than Dead?

07/27/2016 § 5 Comments

Green Tomatoes

I didn’t sleep a wink last night after I watched the horror film “Fried Green Tomatoes.”

Can’t Chill OUT!

07/25/2016 § 10 Comments

2016_07_25 Blue Flower

I’ve heard some of the other houseplants chant “Live Free or Die,” but I’d miss the air conditioning.

Saturday Bonus Post–Letter #25: “Comic Relief”

07/23/2016 § 9 Comments

Click on link below to read the letter.

Letter #25: “Comic Relief”

Lyle would like to be sophisticated, but despite his best efforts, he ends up causing laughter in such places as emergency rooms, car-repair places, well . . . everywhere.

[See links at bottom for the previous letters. The book contains 42 letters.]

From my book published by Red Axe Books, UK, 2015. Available at the Amazon site for your country* or at Amazon U.S. for $6.99 here or at Amazon U.K. for £4.99 here. Makes a great gift!

How the letters were written and actually mailed over a 10-year period

Praise for the book: “What a fantastically funny piece of writing. I absolutely loved it. Great style which lets us into the mind of the character at once. All I can say is brilliant . . . and highly recommended.” — Julie Elizabeth Powell, author of “Julie’s Quick Picks”, The LL Book Review

[Click on image below to see a full-screen view.]

One-Piece-Cover_UK

* Make sure you’re looking at the Red Axe Books (2015) version. Also, I get no royalties when people sell their used copies.

Letter #1, Letter #2, Letter #3, Letter #4, Letter #5, Letter #6, Letter #7, Letter #8, Letter #9, Letter #10, Letter #11, Letter #12, Letter #13, Letter #14, Letter #15, Letter #16 Letter #17 Letter #18 Letter #19 Letter #20 Letter #21 Letter #22 Letter #23 Letter #24

Or in a Salad

07/22/2016 § 13 Comments

2016_07_22 Cucumber

If they see me hiding here, I could be in a real pickle.

Thought He Was ABOVE Everyone Else

07/20/2016 § 10 Comments

2016_07_20 Hanging Tomato Plant

When they told me I was going to the “hanging” basket, I tried to think of my crime.

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