But They Both Have A Bark

01/10/2013 § 10 Comments

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I was the focal point of all of their holiday decorations, and countless people said how “pretty” I was.  So much for pretty.  Soon the city workers will collect me and turn me into mulch.  I just hope they don’t use my wood chips in the dog park.  Like trees everywhere I’ve never liked having my trunk used as a latrine.  No tree that I know of has ever liked dogs.

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