Stand-by Travel Status

01/25/2013 § 6 Comments


I am the signature piece of a great Bonsai Master.  All I ever wanted, though, was to grow big so that children could climb in my limbs and lovers could have picnics under my canopy.  My only hope of either of those things happening is that a tribe of teeny tiny people lives undiscovered in a jungle somewhere.  I would have to go to them.  Getting myself overseas would be better than having the whole tribe trampled at an airport.

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§ 6 Responses to Stand-by Travel Status

  • maryellen oprzadek says:

    Love this. We wee ones are tired of getting trampled on. I’llstand up to the tall ones (like you). Cookie


  • elmediat says:

    Shouldn’t complain. Definitely a cut above the rest. At least he didn’t take up smoking, that would have really stunted his growth.
    Remember, the Oopa Loompas & the Borrowers would be interested in a place to hang out. 😀

    • David B. mentioned The Borrowers, and they would be perfect. The Oompa Loompas were half as tall as normal humans, so even one of them climbing the bonsai would destroy it.

  • renegade4god says:

    Perhaps the Borrowers could lend a hand.

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