His Protestant Work Ethic
03/06/2013 § 7 Comments
I would like to have a word with the person on the food committee who thought it would be a great idea to serve Jello salad for a banquet of 200 people tonight. If they try to put another pan in me, I’m going to defrost. Jello at room temperature is a liquid, and It would be fun to see them try to put puddles on salad plates. As a church refrigerator, though, I guess I should keep my cool.