Would They Really Try to End It All?
05/10/2013 § 10 Comments
GASP! DO YOU THINK THEY COULD HAVE STUFFED ANY MORE OF US INTO THIS THING! I’m losing feeling in my stems; the daffodils are all crying; and the tulips are, by nature, claustrophobic. This “Welcoming Spring Display” is a torture chamber. I’m most worried about the tulips. They’ve all got loaded pistils.