Keep It Simple
05/13/2013 § 8 Comments
No, I’m not a plant, silly; I’m a plant hook. They put me here to hold a hanging basket of flowers. What’s a “hanging basket”? Don’t they teach these things in nursery school anymore? A hanging basket is a gravity-defying soil-containment system used to nurture eye-catching floral displays. What’s “gravity“? (Sigh.) It’s just like the force your mom used when you got grounded.