You Heard the Saying Here First
05/14/2013 § 7 Comments
I broke down on purpose. My owner always speeds past this scenic spot, so I caused a malfunction so we’d stall. He’ll figure out the problem soon enough, but I’ll get to enjoy the view until he does. Now I need a bucket list of other places to stall. Can’t seem unreliable, though. Ain’t no beauty in a junkyard, Jack.