We’ll PAUSE While You Think of a Better One
05/22/2013 § 6 Comments
I hate it when people point at me and say, “Look at that giant VASE!” I am, of course, a highly sophisticated vahse. It rhymes with “OZ.” “What’s the difference,” you ask? A vase is something you put flowers in, while a vahse is admired for its own beauty. Putting flowers in a vahse is like putting wine in a fine crystal goblet. No, wait! That’s not a good analogy!