His Dad Deserves Some Credit (and Some Painkillers)

06/13/2013 § 14 Comments

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My mom wanted me to be a tulip, but tulips don’t last long in the garden.  My dad wanted all his boys to be tough yucca plants, but that offended my artistic sensibilities.  I decided to be an iris.  Mom’s OK with it, but dad’s having trouble with a son who wears ruffles.  I’ll give him credit, though, he bites his tongue.  He’s had to get stitches in it several times, but he doesn’t SAY anything to me.

Iris “Blue Suede Shoes”

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