Maintain that Business-Like AIR!
06/14/2013 § 7 Comments
Listen carefully, everyone. The next conference will start in an hour. We were carefully chosen for this entrance to convey an air of professionalism, but you were all goofing off last time. I don’t want to see any of you slouching or chewing gum, or hear any of you passing gas when anyone is around. All I have to do is say the word and you can be reassigned to restroom duty. You can break wind all you want there without breaking rules.