And You’d Never Live It Down
07/08/2013 § 13 Comments
RUBY, YOU ARE THE WORST SHOW-OFF! Every year I have to climb this trellis rung by rung, and every year you have to prove that you can grow taller without any support. If that’s your intent, you win, but since you’re only supposed to grow 4 feet tall, we wonder if you’re taking steroids. If so, you risk disgrace. You could be stripped of all your Tour de Fragrance titles.