Might Need Mood-Lifting Meds
07/09/2013 § 25 Comments
I am a BLACK BEAR, one of the most feared animals in the woods, but how scary do I look to you? They made me shiny. I probably couldn’t frighten a teacup. The only growls come from my stomach, because no one even wonders if a shiny black bear statue could be hungry. I could just crawl into a den and die.