Keeps Him Up at Night

07/25/2013 § 5 Comments


I’m an emergency call box.  I have big letters and big buttons because people in an emergency don’t have time to fumble for their glasses or read fine print.  I’m a sentinel, always at the ready.  I do get deathly drowsy around 3:00 a.m., but I just down a double shot of espresso and I’m fine.

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§ 5 Responses to Keeps Him Up at Night

  • elmediat says:

    ” If you need to get them up in an emergency punch the special code:
    V I A G ….. darn what were those last letters again ? ”

    ” Whatever you don’t punch in Niagara, the results are down right depressing. “

  • Turber says:

    Brilliant! Although, it would be even better, if it would provide the espresso when button is pushed – while waiting for help one could do something better than running around screaming – have a drink or two, right?

    • I AGREE! And if help DIDN”T arrive, the extra “jolt” would help you run faster if you are trying to get away from Jack the Ripper (or the tax collector). Good comment, Turber!

      • Turber says:

        Absolutely! Never lose your head or practicality – and running is usually such a good idea in so many cases…

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