I See Blue Ribbons at the County Fair!
08/12/2013 § 4 Comments
I WAS CLEARLY LABELED A “PATIO TOMATO.” And where did they put me? Next to the garage entrance on the DRIVEWAY. It would be like putting a porch swing on the roof, a gutter in the dining room, or roof tiles on the kitchen floor. It’d be different if they didn’t HAVE a patio out back, but they do. To prove a point, I’m going to produce DRIVEWAY tomatoes the size of basketballs.