It’s a Risk She Might Take

02/06/2014 § 16 Comments

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It would never work out between us, Lynette.  You’re made of top-of-the-line materials and are refillable, and I’m disposable plastic.  Our children would have a 50/50 chance of being recyclable.

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§ 16 Responses to It’s a Risk She Might Take

  • Dear Commenters on this post,

    This post got a lower number of likes than usual, and it occurred to me that people might have been troubled by the possibility of children being “throw-aways.” I meant “disposable/recyclable”–like the plastic bottle–so I changed the last sentence to read: “Our children would have a 50/50 chance of being recyclable.”
    –John

  • So demanding of Lynette to put Dave under pressure in this manner – to squeeze the very essence out of him. She is shamelessly after one thing – his body (possibly his shine too), and is simply in lust(re) with him.

    Dave, on the other hand, the ever responsible Dave, is always conscious of life’s practicalities. Fortunately, he has identified her for what she is – a total sham-pooh poohing his honourable intentions of loving her without condition (or moisturiser). Personally, I think he should split – end the relationship before any more damage is done [sorry John – couldn’t resist – I tried, really I did]

    Thanks John, for a great blog. Loving the laughs, and will be back for more.
    Kind regards
    FFC

    • Alan! You created almost a short story about this on-counter, but then I visited your website– http://ffchips.wordpress.com/ — and saw your whole “The Old Masters — re-interpreted” series, where you put funny captions to paintings by the Old Masters. Hats off to another funny-captioner!

      • Hi John,
        I thank you sir. It’s comforting to meet up with another person who sees more than just the picture.

        I had a great time on your blog this afternoon, chuckling and outright laughing at your captions – It’s a superb place to visit to lift the spirits. Keep up the great work.

        Best wishes
        FFC (Alan)

  • renegade4god says:

    Sink or swim? A major case of vanity? Welcome to my lavoratory.

  • econhoef says:

    And you never talk to me face to face. Squirt off you pump!

  • Al says:

    Don’t you just love watching the soaps?

  • Skye says:

    Ohhhh…give love a chance!! ((sorry…hopeless romantic just showed up again in me))

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