Too Bad They Can READ

01/23/2015 § 10 Comments

Wild Bird Food

I feel terrible.  Civilized birds have to eat somewhere else.

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§ 10 Responses to Too Bad They Can READ

  • NotAPunkRocker says:

    Birds gone wild!

  • econhoef says:

    Bird brain literacy bag….for the discriminating bird. I seed the name on the bag!

  • Ken Oprzadek says:

    I’ve been doing it wrong. I’ve been buying the cheaper sub-generic bird foods, “sleepy time”, “bulk em up”, and “whistle while you f*rt”. My birds
    are so slow that I get great pictures (even with my point and shoot camera) of the birds trying to take off.

    • With a package design like THAT, this bird food is about as sub-generic as it gets–30 lbs. at Tractor Supply for $9. I then mix in a smaller bag of the more expensive black-oil sunflower seed.

  • niasunset says:

    This was so lovely… and funny! Thank you dear John, have a nice day and weekend, love, nia

  • elmediat says:

    “So where does wild bird food come from ?”
    “Why, it comes from a farm, of course. ”
    ” But, you said it was wild.”
    ” No, the birds are wild.”
    ” Um, where do the wild birds feed on the food from the farm ?”
    ” Why, in John’s yard, of course.”
    ” Do John’s neighbours complain if the birds get too wild ?”
    “No, they do not stay too long.”
    ” John’s neighbours move often, then ?”

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