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02/04/2015 § 11 Comments
I’ve failed in my primary mission–to protect my seeds for germination, the oldest recorded tragedy. It happened to the apple Eve gave to Adam.
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I do hope you were the one gaining the fruits of your labor.
I was, although the motivation was more for the fiber of my labor.
This was the first time I’d ever had an even half descent come back and now I’m shot down again – darn.
You wouldn’t WANT to find me unresponsive.
What rhymes with orange? Is orange the color? Is orange the fruit? Is
orange the taste? Try answering these questions with any other fruit.
“Porrange” — when you pour OJ over your oatmeal.
An example of zest for life.
Or at least for a facial peel.
Orange you sorry that it happened that way?
Inseed I am!
“Obviously without his appeal he has lost his zest for life. This is germane to his lack of fertile opportunities and will lead to pulp friction. In a word, he went to the bar, got juiced, and his main squeeze left him high and dry.” – Opening lines to ‘Mike Hammer at the Tropicana’.
That was one pulpy mystery, light on the rum and just a dash of grenadine. It had me shaken, not stirred. 😀
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