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02/17/2015 § 11 Comments
When I was at the lumberyard, I didn’t ask to be the top of a footboard. People are constantly banging their shins against me and grumbling. I wanted to be the top of a mantle.
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What about ME! I wanted to be a hitching post when I grew up (so I could be close to horses). 🙂
What you “wood” like to be may not stop complaints…..instead of shin complaints head bumping complaints. It is a knotty kind of problem so follow the grain!
I dunno. I’ve banged my shins against footboards all my life, but the only time I bang my head against a mantel is when I’m really frustrated.
Every time I feel a shin bang I hear some reference to God which I don’t understand. This must be above my pay grade.
I don’t think you’ve led THAT sheltered a life, Ken. 🙂
Interesting that something called a ‘foot’ board would have so much interaction with legs. Gives new meaning to ‘shin-dig.’
OUCH! A Perfect Painful Pun!
I will not corner the market on puns today. Some wear the mantle of greatness, others are but foot soldiers, lumbering along – complaining to fate will do knot. The post is edgy, but has board appeal.
Your first sentence contains an UNTRUTH!
Sorry couldn’t help myself. Verbally boxed in and punned down.
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