At Least Your WAGES Weren’t Garnished

04/09/2015 § 6 Comments

Veggie Tray

I didn’t mind being plucked from the field.  I didn’t mind the stay at the store.  I didn’t even mind being sliced.  What I do mind is the parsley.  It itches.

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§ 6 Responses to At Least Your WAGES Weren’t Garnished

  • NotAPunkRocker says:

    Life is crudite.

  • Ken Oprzadek says:

    I didn’t know that about parsley. Building a veggie tray turns out to be a big deal. The tomatoes don’t get along with the celery. The cucumbers have to separate the two teams of peppers. The carrots have the job of
    containing the whole event. Next year we won’t garnish with parsley. We’ll check with the kale family to see if they get along.

    • I’ve noticed lately that you’re officially addicted, Ken–seeing human situations in every grouping of objects. Tell Cookie that I’m sorry that I’m the cause.

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