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04/13/2015 § 10 Comments
I am the center of a stalk of celery. My owner rooted me in water and then planted me. I assure you, he’s not normal.
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Lettuce not forget that he was paid a salary to stock the shelves with planters – and it didn’t drive him nuts. He was known to turnip a pun when rooting amongst the rutabaga. 🙂
I HAVE been known to turnip a pun, even though I get no celery for doing it.
At least he placed you in a window where you can long to be outside. Maybe that is the plan.
I plan to be a good celery dad.
No, He’s not normal. Does he intend to feed the neighborhood with the bounty. Can’t nearly compete with loaves and fishes. Is there another pot with peanut butter or cream cheese to go with the celery?
Alas, nothing to go with the celery.
But he has a heart for celery- and service to others, too.
Not normal but still nice.
Normal is relative- but no relative of me or you.
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