They Wanted Out of the Arrangement

04/27/2015 § 16 Comments

“My, how well you’re blooming this year.” Snip!
“You’ll look so pretty in the dining room.” Snip!
“I think I’ll take just one more stem.” Snip!
I just wanted to scream, “LADY, YOU’RE KILLING US.
SPARE US THE CUTTING REMARKS!

A Daily Graff Classic. First appeared June 19, 2012.

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§ 16 Responses to They Wanted Out of the Arrangement

  • RoSy says:

    GORGEOUS! Every single one of them!

  • elmediat says:

    Having been shorn of their blooms, the rose bushes had some pointed remarks to hand the gardener after he got a bit too snippy. He hadn’t any good retorts because all the cake had been eaten the night before.

    • The cake on the table or that infamous cake that had been “left out in the rain”?

      • elmediat says:

        From the table, unless it is Raindrop cake.

        – two layers of flourless chocolate cake with chocolate mousse in between… poured with chocolate ganache.

        If you must leave some type of cake outside, then it should be a very large Cup-cake.

        If you are tired of the typical plumage around the old bird-feeder you could try Angel food cake. Watch out for fallen angels – they will expect you to serve sex-in-pan. 😀

        • Leave it to you, Joseph, to leave the 1st comment in the history of this blog to leave ME craving CHOCOLATE!

          • elmediat says:

            Some of my comments may take the cake, but this one gives you the cake and it is the-very-best- choc-o-late according to Hearsay. 😀

            Sweet dreams. 😉

  • renegade4god says:

    I’d say her husband is a real cut-up as well.

  • econhoef says:

    One thorn in the hand is worth two uncut roses!

    • Background: These red miniature roses were originally 5 plants in a pot that a friend in a nursing home gave me after the blooms had died. All 5 plants are now well-established in my rose bed. Note that all the blooms you see in the photo come from only 2 stems!

  • Ken Oprzadek says:

    Could be a thorny situation.

  • Ken Oprzadek says:

    “Hey Bud! I know my wife will think it thoughtful of me.”
    “Hey Cutter,I have a family here too. I support numerous other branches of the family tree.” Snip

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