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11/28/2016 § 12 Comments
I am a very upright freezer. I consider my highest achievement to be layers and layers of frost! At least once a year, my cruel owners destroy my work!
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A chilling epitaph:
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
When the power goes off –
Get your bucket thrice.
Fortunately, this was an intentional defrosting.
I have freezer “brain freeze” and I would like to kick the bucket!
There, there, everything will be all right. 🙂
How cold of them!
We’re so insensitive to the needs of our appliances.
Is there an app for that?
One of your neighbors said something about a reefer in your garage.
I thought he was referring to something you smoked.
What they don’t know won’t hurt me.
John, I hope you used the holiday sales to buy Lady H. a new freezer. Looks like it’s WAY past due. That old wreck couldn’t freeze the frost off a pumpkin.
Someone asked why I refer to your lovely wife as Lady H. It’s beyond my power to elevate her to sainthood (as she most assuredly deserves for putting up with you), but since my dad used to call me his princess, I am able to bestow a suitable title upon her.
Actually, the freezer works quite well, but I get rid of the thick frost each year before we start filling it with holiday goodies.
Lady H. appreciates your elevation.
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