John’s Not ENTIRELY Stumped

05/31/2017 § 16 Comments

Here I stand, fitting image for the end of the laffs;
John’s moving on from writing Daily Graffs.

The last post on this blog will be the day after tomorrow, June 2, 2017. (Launched Nov. 1, 2010.)

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§ 16 Responses to John’s Not ENTIRELY Stumped

  • elmediat says:

    Rooted in spot waiting awaiting announcement . Anxious to know where your talent branches out to next. Don’t want be leaft behind ( might get a rash). ๐Ÿ™‚

    I have responded to Covfefe Kanoodle.

  • Cookie Oprzadek says:

    John, I’m sure you must be feeling “tree-mendous” guilt for leaving your legions of faithful followers bereft & alone, with no TDG to give them hope. I’m sure I speak for many when I say most of us will manage (barely) to make it through each day without your entertaining, whimsical, sometimes downright wacky snapshot view of life, but many will require extensive & expensive counseling – although someone who thinks fruits, plants & various household items talk to each other might need a little therapy himself. I’ve already noticed a decline in my Kenny on Tuesday, Thursday & Sunday. He slowly shuffles to his computer & sits down with a long sad sigh, well aware there will be no “happy snappys” to start off his day. On those days he waits, wane & wasted, wandering weak & witless without those wonderfully wacky Johnisms (is it possible to change your name to Willy or Waldo?). Don’t let the guilt weigh on you just b/c a huge black cloud hangs over his head. At least you were able to wean him & many others off gradually with your “Almost Daily Graff”. I don’t want you to feel too badly about deserting the masses who will be bashed & battered by despair. Don’t let the guilt affect your health, Kenny & most of the others will probably recover….some day. The sun will shine again, though not as brightly; the birds will still sing, though somewhat off-key; & the world will still turn though slightly off kilter.

    Just kidding with the above flapdoodle. I wish you well….NOW ON TO THE NEXT ADVENTURE.
    More guilt – I miss Lyle.

    • Oh, Cookie! You just graced my blog with the longest comment it ever got in its entire 7-year run! Thanks for the well-wrought feedback! I plan to support Kenny’s mental health though home visits (via e-mail).

  • econhoef says:

    He has done well! He’s flattened his top off!!!

  • Ken Oprzadek says:

    I think somebody pruned that tree too far. I don’t think it will come back.

    • Tree people wanted $250 to remove the tall, dead tree down that far but wanted an additional $150 to take out this stump. I can cover it with a few dollars of flowering vines. [Aren’t you glad I’m not disappearing completely? Where else would you get all this value-added feedback on your comments?]

  • Lori young says:

    So, what’s next John? I know you can’t stop giving of yourself. Will miss your Gaffs!

    • I answered your question (and gave you a NON-virtual hug) before I saw your comment here. It’s a toss-up between “can’t stop giving” and “can’t face life without an audience.” ๐Ÿ™‚

  • You will be missed… ๐Ÿ˜š

  • renegade4god says:

    But he is branching out and turning over a new leaf.

    • Only you had the inside track. I didn’t even tell the wife and kids. They will learn when they see today’s post, just like everyone else.

  • Al says:

    Treemendous post for the penultimate post John

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