His Career Is a BIG Disappointment

03/22/2017 § 8 Comments

I’m a coffee-table book. My only requirements are to be (1) big, (2) colorful, and (3) have lots of pictures.  The lack of challenge leaves me flat.


02/24/2017 § 9 Comments


Don’t call me “a houseplant.”  Note my creation of oak-leaf patterns in oval frames.  It would be like calling Picasso “a man.”

It Went to His Head (and Stayed There)

02/17/2017 § 10 Comments


Not today, Honey.  The last time you went out I thought I was never going to get your knit cap off.

Not Much ELSE to Do

02/08/2017 § 6 Comments


Let’s pretend we’re two eyes with coke-bottle lenses, and that’s our wild hair.

Trying to be of One a CHORD?

11/18/2016 § 12 Comments


YOU GUYS AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE: keep moving!  We just left our base camp, and we have to find a good place to stop before dark!

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